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I don't have (or need in SA) defroster jets so I'LL go for the train horn (fu..n loud Things those) under the front seat with a time delay. Blast the BAD BAD human's (only by default) ears to pieces. Ccarl van Tonder 66 fast SA > -----Original Message----- > From: Sandin, Karl-Olov [SMTP:Karl-Olov.Sandin@MoDo«A oGroup.com] > Sent: Thursday, February 04, 1999 10:13 AM > To: 'Carl Van Tonder'; type3@vwtype3.org > Subject: SV: [T3] Break In! -- Long > > Whoa - this is getting far out... :=o > Flamethrowers... > > I don't wanna kill anyone (OK, OK - that's the first impulse, of course, > if > you find your baby violated) but I sure want to scare the SOB's away > before > they have damaged or stolen anything. > Got a (possibly) bright idea - how about teargas nozzles hidden in the > defroster jets? When the burglar gets into the car - the sensors goes > off, > and Pppffffttt... down he goes... Wont make any material damage either, I > think. > > Just a thought > > /Karl-Olov Sandin > -73 squareback (always unlocked - there's nothing to steal except the car > itself) > > > -----Ursprungligt meddelande----- > > FrŒn: Carl Van Tonder [SMTP:vtondc@RANDREF.CO.ZA] > > Skickat: den 4 februari 1999 07.42 > > Till: type3@vwtype3.org > > €mne: RE: [T3] Break In! -- Long > > > > You guys should come to South Africa and see some of the "Don't steal > me" > > devises we have here. > > > > 1) a GearLock - This unit bolts to the floor of the car (unremovable > when > > installed) and locks the tyranny in reverse thus if you see a BMW > driving > > at > > 50 Km/h in reverse the owner either will be quite pissed or S/he lost > > his/HER key > > > > 2) Steering Lock - A locking mechanism that locks your steering wheel so > > you > > can't steer > > > > 3) Removable steering wheel - No kidding :-}) > > > > 4) Standard alarm... bla... bla... > > > > 5) A shocking system - This unit installs onto the door mechanism of > your > > car. It is basically two copper strips and a capacitor. When the unit is > > armed the cap charges. As soon as someone wants to open the door (you > will > > forget to disarm this baby only once) he will have to touch the copper > > strips and, SHWINGGG, 50 000 V will rock his world. And you will find a > > nice > > little boy fast asleep next to your car the next morning. > > > > 6) (my favouritLgñðME-THROWER - No I am not joking - This system > > mounts > > under the doors of the vehicle and when the car detects any attempt at a > > brake in or the car gets hi-jacked with the owner still in the car, it > > activates. It is adjustable and can give the victim (thieve) 2nd degree > > burns from the ankle to the pen... - oops sorry, pelvis. > > > > Carl van Tonder > > 66 Fast (VWrankenstein) > > South Africa (it is not that bad) > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: James MacNaughton [SMTP:JMac@uglyduckling.com] > > > Sent: Wednesday, February 03, 1999 9:58 PM > > > To: type3@vwtype3.org > > > Subject: RE: [T3] Break In! -- Long > > > > > > I just investigated that site! That little club kicks out 50K volts! > > > YES! > > > > > > Only problem would be, you'd smell burnt hair every time you got back > in > > > the > > > car! > > > > > > 8^) > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > List info at http://www.vwtype3.org/list or mailto:help@vwtype3.org