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Whoa - this is getting far out... :=o Flamethrowers... I don't wanna kill anyone (OK, OK - that's the first impulse, of course, if you find your baby violated) but I sure want to scare the SOB's away before they have damaged or stolen anything. Got a (possibly) bright idea - how about teargas nozzles hidden in the defroster jets? When the burglar gets into the car - the sensors goes off, and Pppffffttt... down he goes... Wont make any material damage either, I think. Just a thought /Karl-Olov Sandin -73 squareback (always unlocked - there's nothing to steal except the car itself) > -----Ursprungligt meddelande----- > FrŒn: Carl Van Tonder [SMTP:vtondc@RANDREF.CO.ZA] > Skickat: den 4 februari 1999 07.42 > Till: type3@vwtype3.org > €mne: RE: [T3] Break In! -- Long > > You guys should come to South Africa and see some of the "Don't steal me" > devises we have here. > > 1) a GearLock - This unit bolts to the floor of the car (unremovable when > installed) and locks the tyranny in reverse thus if you see a BMW driving > at > 50 Km/h in reverse the owner either will be quite pissed or S/he lost > his/HER key > > 2) Steering Lock - A locking mechanism that locks your steering wheel so > you > c¯|‚œ er > > 3) Removable steering wheel - No kidding :-}) > > 4) Standard alarm... bla... bla... > > 5) A shocking system - This unit installs onto the door mechanism of your > car. It is basically two copper strips and a capacitor. When the unit is > armed the cap charges. As soon as someone wants to open the door (you will > forget to disarm this baby only once) he will have to touch the copper > strips and, SHWINGGG, 50 000 V will rock his world. And you will find a > nice > little boy fast asleep next to your car the next morning. > > 6) (my favourite) A FLAME-THROWER - No I am not joking - This system > mounts > under the doors of the vehicle and when the car detects any attempt at a > brake in or the car gets hi-jacked with the owner still in the car, it > activates. It is adjustable and can give the victim (thieve) 2nd degree > burns from the ankle to the pen... - oops sorry, pelvis. > > Carl van Tonder > 66 Fast (VWrankenstein) > South Africa (it is not that bad) > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: James MacNaughton [SMTP:JMac@uglyduckling.com] > > Sent: Wednesday, February 03, 1999 9:58 PM > > To: type3@vwtype3.org > > Subject: RE: [T3] Break In! -- Long > > > > I just investigated that site! That little club kicks out 50K volts! > > YES! > > > > Only problem would be, you'd smell burnt hair every time you got back in > > the > > car! > > > > 8^) > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > List info at http://www.vwtype3.org/list or mailto:help@vwtype3.org