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sÙ\ˆ..ouch....heee...heee.... I just managed to get up from the floor, where I have spent the last five minutes in laugh paroxysms... :-D (-Carl -your'e killing me...can't get my jaw back in place...) I think we better get back on the track an drop this tread before someone throw us off the list... ;-) -Or somebody get's a heart attack laughing... Ever considered open up a business in security services? Pit bulls for hire etc... (maybe you have alredy?) Stay within the marks of law! Lawyers are expensive nowadays...;-) /Karl-Olov Sandin > -----Ursprungligt meddelande----- > FrŒn: Carl Van Tonder [SMTP:vtondc@RANDREF.CO.ZA] > Skickat: den 4 februari 1999 12.22 > Till: Sandin, Karl-Olov > €mne: RE: [T3] Break In! -- Long > > Try this one: > As the dude opens the door a sat of capacitors charge. When he sits down > no > 1 discharges on the seat. He will then try to pull himself off the seat > using the steering wheel. This is where the second cap gets him. By now > the > smoking Joe will want to get out of the car thus the 3rd cap will be > mounted > on the door handle. Hoping that it was the last he will want to take a > rest > and sit again, yip you guessed it, No. 4 hits now. > > The only letdown of this system will be the smell left by the dude as well > as the broken windshield as he will most likely use this as a escape route > > Carl (Simpson's do it for me thanx) van Tonder > > Me > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Sandin, Karl-Olov > [SMTP:Karl-Olov.Sandin@MoDoSkog.MoDoGroup.com] > > Sent: Thursday, February 04, 1999 12:30 PM > > To: 'Carl Van Tonder' > > Subject: SV: [T3] Break In! -- Long > > > > Hmm... that could really work! But he'll probably drive of the road in > > chock, and wreck your car :-( > > > > Why not put air bags in the front seat cushions - he'll get his ass > > smacked > > and gets knocked out against the inner roof, before he'll managed to go > > anywhere ;-) > > > > By the way...you gave the expression "Flami'n fastback" a whole new > > sentence > > with thaøN—pthrower thingy... > > > > Cheers! > > > > /Karl-Olov Sandin (Who must have watched too many "Tom and > > Jerry"-cartoons, > > getting such bizarre ideas...) > > > > > -----Ursprungligt meddelande----- > > > FrŒn: Carl Van Tonder [SMTP:vtondc@RANDREF.CO.ZA] > > > Skickat: den 4 februari 1999 11.08 > > > Till: type3@vwtype3.org > > > €mne: RE: [T3] Break In! -- Long > > > > > > I don't have (or need in SA) defroster jets so I'LL go for the train > > horn > > > (fu..n loud Things those) under the front seat with a time delay. > Blast > > > the > > > BAD BAD human's (only by default) ears to pieces. > > > > > > Ccarl van Tonder > > > 66 fast > > > SA > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- Unsubscribe? mailto:type3-request@vwtype3.org, Subject: unsubscribe