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See bottom right picture at: http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Garage/6415/newstuff/people.htm Name: Jake Kooser. Occupation: Maritime Telecommunications Network technician. Other specialties: VW enthusiast, particularly the Type III model. Wanted for: Leaving a Northwest grunge band without finding a rhythm guitarist to replace him. Also owes the US Government $2137.87 for excessive use of restricted communications satellites for personal internet use (government charges will be dropped if he is willing to fully disclose to NASA how he was able to use the satellites and promises to never do it again). Warnings: Approach him only if you have a VW Squareback with a bright orange headliner and his sunglasses have been removed or you have a VW Type IV engine with the words "Bolt-in replacement for Type III, stock #VW 4N23" stamped on the case. Transport to US officials in a VW Type III only -- this is the only known method to keep him sedated for long periods of time. :) Toby "I've got a price on my head and Jake has the coupon" Erkson air_cooled_nut@pobox.com <-- Please use this address for email '72 VW Squareback 1.6L bored and stroked to 2.0L, Berg five-speed '75 Porsche 914 1.8L, ORPCA member Portland, Oregon, http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/8501/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- List info at http://www.vwtype3.org/list or mailto:help@vwtype3.org