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[T3] Have you seen this Man?


See bottom right picture at:
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Garage/6415/newstuff/people.htm

Name: Jake Kooser.

Occupation: Maritime Telecommunications Network technician.

Other specialties: VW enthusiast, particularly the Type III model.

Wanted for: Leaving a Northwest grunge band without finding a rhythm
guitarist
to replace him.  Also owes the US Government $2137.87 for excessive use of
restricted communications satellites for personal internet use (government
charges will be dropped if he is willing to fully disclose to NASA how he
was
able to use the satellites and promises to never do it again).

Warnings: Approach him only if you have a VW Squareback with a bright orange
headliner and his sunglasses have been removed or you have a VW Type IV
engine
with the words "Bolt-in replacement for Type III, stock #VW 4N23" stamped on
the
case.  Transport to US officials in a VW Type III only -- this is the only
known
method to keep him sedated for long periods of time.

     :)

   Toby "I've got a price on my head and Jake has the coupon" Erkson
   air_cooled_nut@pobox.com  <-- Please use this address for email
   '72 VW Squareback 1.6L bored and stroked to 2.0L, Berg five-speed
   '75 Porsche 914 1.8L, ORPCA member
   Portland, Oregon, http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/8501/

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