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Peace, Robert "Better Late Than Never" Late Model Vintage Volkswagen Club San Jose, California http://www.solomongrundy.net/BLTN.htm Typ III Kultur Northern California Type III Club http://www.typ3kultur.com/ ----- Original Message ----- From: "Max Welton" <max_welton_2k@yahoo.com> To: "James Herlihy" <james_herlihy@email.msn.com>; "norcalvw Holleran" <norcalvw@earthlink.net>; "Bob and Amy Hughes" <ThndrRdg@aol.com>; "Junious Edward Ross II" <junious_r@hotmail.com>; "Julio Iniguez" <GHIAJHOO@aol.com>; "Matt Joy" <mjoycpa@netzero.net>; "Joell Ehret" <joell2002@yahoo.com>; "Mike Fank" <mfank@galynx.com>; "Paul Gilman" <Pgil@aol.com>; "Eric P Godelfer" <godelfer@adelphia.net>; "Bev Hansberry" <bev.hansberry@lmco.com>; "Matt Harris" <mattheeh@usc.edu>; "Dennis Hass" <dennis.r.haase@lmco.com>; "Heather" <fatbeatle@hotmail.com>; "Lynne Hemminger" <lynne.hemminger@lmco.com>; "Brian Herbkersman" <BHERBKERSMAN@hotmail.com>; "Bill Cabral" <bill.cabral@lmco.com>; "Jamie Chu" <msvolks@hotmail.com>; "ROGER E COLTON" <coltonsrr@email.msn.com>; "Patty Connell" <patricia.connell@lmco.com>; "Weston Cook" <wesinline@yahoo.com>; "Robert Cooter" <rhcec@sbcglobal.net>; "Rob Cordrey" <rob.cordrey@wpli.net>; "Steve & Alex Cortez" <volkswagenpower@aol.com>; "Jeff Cullen" <jeff.cullen@lmco.com>; "Debbie Cupples" <hippiedeb@earthlink.net>; "Greg Cupples" <gregcupples@earthlink.net>; "Marla Dayton" <mjd_72@yahoo.com>; "Frenchy Dehoux" <frenchydvb@yahoo.com>; "Mariano Domingo" <m_domingo@ceoi.com>; "Julie Aleva" <sparkie412@hotmail.com>; "Kenny Austin" <kaustin@facetime.com>; "Richard Baca" <coastbuster@juno.com>; "Elain Barns" <bugwacko@yahoo.com>; "Jim Becker" <onesickvw@aol.com>; "Bill Berckman" <bill@aircooledlinks.com>; "Dee Berg" <theword@geneberg.com>; "Jeri Bergstrom" <vwqueen@earthlink.com>; "Ryan Bonham" <ryan68bug@hotmail.com>; "Rob Brill" <theace67@lycos.com>; "Don Bulitta" <D.Bulitta@worldnet.att.net>; "Katie (EDI@SA) Burban" <katie.burban@sbirs.specastro.com>; "Al Burkhart" <albugsme@frii.com>; "Carl Malberg" <cmalberg@pacbell.net>; "Bianca Mancuso" <ghiadreams@sbcglobal.net>; "Richard Mason" <MasonRT@LOUISVILLE.STORTEK.COM>; "Lloyd McClelland" <lsm6@northcoast.com>; "Brett McKillip" <mckillip@rmi.net>; "Martha McKillip" <mmckillip@mindspring.com>; "Sean Medina" <seanmedina@yahoo.com>; "Mike Meyer" <mike.meyer@lmco.com>; "Jim Moore" <gijim007@aol.com>; "Rick Mortensen" <rick@bug-o-rama.com>; "Jeff Lee" <jlee2@chw.edu>; "LindaS49ERS" <LindaS49ERS@aol.com>; "Brad Loy" <bdloy@cox.net>; "Jim Kikuchi" <banzaikg@aol.com>; "Arnica Klinger" <thriveon@hotmail.com>; "Elaine Knebel" <prowlnvette@yahoo.com>; "Robert Knerr" <WVTOH@aol.com>; "Rick Zavala" <Richard.Zavala@vta.org>; "Rick (EZLocks) Zavala" <rickezlocks@aol.com>; "Howard A Washington" <howash@juno.com>; "Steve Watson" <swatson240@aol.com>; "Max (Grandpa) Welton" <maxgwelton@earthlink.net>; "Moriah Welton" <ryalei80908@yahoo.com>; "Travis Welton" <Mistikman@attbi.com>; "Wendy Welton" <ArtFormArch@MediaOne.net>; "Mike Wolfer" <mike.wolfer@cisf.af.mil>; "Natalie Tachibana" <n_tachibana@yahoo.com>; "Art Thraen" <ACEVW@aol.com>; "Rachel" <rachelbug1@juno.com>; "Cooter Robert" <rhcec@earthlink.net>; "Dan Ruble" <DRruble@aol.com>; "Geoff Peterson" <Petersonvws@hotmail.com>; "Wolfgang Pfister" <vwwolf@bwn.net>; "Ryan Price" <ryanp@mcmullenargus.com> Sent: Tuesday, July 29, 2003 9:35 PM Subject: How to keep a healthy level of insanity > > How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity > > > > > > > > 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and > > point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. > > > > 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. > > > > 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want > > fries with that. > > > > 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" > > > > 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has > > gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > > > > 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." > > > > 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the > > prophecy." > > > > 8. Dont use any punctuation marks > > > > 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > > > > 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they > > answer. > > > > 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." > > > > 12. Sing along at the opera. > > > > 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. > > > > 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of > > jungle sounds all day. > > > > 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their > > party because you're not in the mood. > > > > 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock > > Hard George. > > > > 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" 3rd > > time this week!!!!! > > > > 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, > > yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" > > > > 19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are > > going to have to let one of you go." > > > > > > > > > > And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....... > > > > 20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they > > sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this. > > > ===== > Max Welton > http://63.230.74.177/ > Gene Berg Memorial Cruise http://www.gbcruise.org/ > > __________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software > http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ List info at http://www.vwtype3.org/list | mailto:gregm@vwtype3.org