[T3] Toby Alert Preparation Kit

["Philip Dillard" <dillardp@edu-suu-lifac.li.suu.edu>]

In a few days Toby E. will be heading southeast in his whirlwind 
see-the-country-in-fourteen-hours trip.  Driving 25 hours a day and 
leaving behind scorched, buckled asphalt and dozens of 
broken-hearted waitresses, Toby will blast across the country in an 
orange blur  from Oregon to Texas.

I am worried that when Toby arrives in Cedar City that I might find 
myself unprepared to cope with his physical condition that will 
result from his herculean odyssey.

Hence, I propose to design a Toby Alert Preparation Kit which can be 
duplicated by those of you who are also along the route.  Here is 
what I have worked out so far:

1.  Crowbar.  To pry Toby's fingers off the steering wheel.

2.  Jaws of Life.  To extract Toby's body from the seat to which it 
      most probably will have fused.

This is just a start, and most certainly is inadequate.  Please add 
to this list those items which you feel should be in the Toby Alert 
Preparation Kit.  Remember, the life you save may be Toby's!

Phil
dillard@suu.edu

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