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Not prexactly T3 stuff, but thoŒ|&› might enjoy it. Note that the VW T3 is absent. Okay, make up your own and share it with us... Phil dillard@suu.edu --------------------------------------------------------------------- "What Your Car Says About You" A collection of cars and a description of the people who drive them. Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of Japanese sport sedans AMG Hummer: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Catera: I learned nothing from the Cimarron Cadillac Eldorado: I am a pimp Cadillac Deville: I am a very good Mary Kay Salesperson Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Chevrolet Cavalier coupe: I start 11th grade in the fall Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette. Chevrolet Corvette: I am having a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chevrolet Tracker: I start 12th grade in the fall Chrysler Cordoba: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a Mercedes Benz product. Citroen 2CV: I think your car looks funny, too Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Aries: I teach third grade special education and I voted for George Bush Dodge Diplomat: I used to enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Dodge Durango: I will not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer Dodge Neon: I cannot stand the Macarena Dodge Power Wagon: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Ford Explorer: I will not be caught dead in a minivan Ford Mustang 5.0: I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Mustang 2ÁfÿÉoid Yugos and VW microbuses at the stoplights Ford Ranchero: I am leading a Militia to overthrow the government Ford Tempo: I teach fourth grade special education and I voted for Bill Clinton Honda Civic: I just graduated and have no credit at all Honda Accord: I lack originality and am basically a lemming Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years in order to get this car Hyundai Tiburon: I miss the tasteful, conservative and understated styling of the 1974 AMC Matador Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending Isuzu I-Mark: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Daihatsu Jaguar XJS V-12: I am so rich I will pay $60,000.00 for a car that is in the shop 280 days of the year Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the Asian economic crisis Lexus LS400: I am the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45 Lincoln Navigator: I don't bother comparing gas prices Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo and covered supper dishes Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen- wheeler Mercury Grand Marquis: I live for bridge and covered supper dishes Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 600SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole MGB: I am dating a mechanic Nissan Altima: I don't know what it means, either Nissan Maxima: I am still in the closet Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Oldsmobile Cutlass Cruiser: I get carsick driving minivans Oldsmobile Delta 88 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon: I enjoy the Macarena Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 928: I am dating big-haired women who would otherwise be inaccessable to me Range Rover: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys µ@Yoyce Silver Shadow: I think Maggie Thatcher is a touch too Whig for me Rover 3500: I am married to a mechanic Saturn SL1: I hope someday to make it to a gathering in Spring Hill Saturn SL2: I made it to a gathering in Spring Hill Toyota Camry: I have always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Japanese family sedans Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagen Cabriolet: I am out of the closet Volkswagen Jetta: I enjoy putting out engine fires Volkswagen Microbus: I am tripping right now Volkswagen New Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volvo 740 Wagon: I am afraid of my wife Yugo GV: I miss the rugged durability of the Moskvitch