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Mesa, Arizona = Type 3 Bermuda Triangle (long)


I traveled to Mesa, Arizona again Monday night after work, with the purpose
of purchasing a new 6-volt Battery for my Bus.  Once I figured out that my
Yahoo! maps printout had the highways all numbered wrong, I was well on my
way in the 98-degree Arizona sun.

Eventually, I reached the Gilbert street exit and finalized my theory that
if my destination is Mesa, I should assume it will take at least twice as
long as planned.  Anyway, I found my E Juanita road destination quickly but
I was in the middle of a housing development!  Ok, remain calm, the Yahoo!
street directions are wrong, too.  Noticed I was at the 2000s when I was
looking for 451 E Juanita. Cruised down to the next main street to drive
down to the 400 block when I noticed the fuel gauge was hitting 'R'.  A
small delay, I thought, the place is probably closed by now anyway - I'll
just stop and get some gas.  Noticed the brake pedal seemed to be traveling
a little further down than normal, maybe the heat causing the fluid to thin
out?

Fueled up, the car with gas, me with a 32oz Coke.  Verified my destination
with Mr. Cashier, everything sounded on target.

Went to start the Squareback, it wouldn't crank over.  Wait, I fixed this
problem already with a solenoid bypass switch!  All right, the Square is
hot, I'll just let it cool a little and try again.  Pushed it off to the
side, near the car wash, where the overspray will give it a nice misty
shower; cool it down; make it happy.  Come on, I know you want to start, you
know I'm ordering those replacement seat covers and horsehair pads soon,
you'll be soooo pretty.  How about some POR-15 to take care of that surface
rust on your floor?  Please, please, please.

Waited about 10-15 minutes, still wouldn't start.  All right, time to check
the starter.  But no, I left my tool box in my Bus!  All I have is a single
13mm open-ended wrench.  Feeling like MacGyver (sp?), I crawled under the
Squareback.  Luckily I raised up from it's lowered stance, I'd burn myself
trying to slide under there.  Got the wrench up in there, jumped the poles,
why is the starter just spinning?  Dang, I'm going to have to push start it.
There's a slight downhill grade in the back of the gas station, pushed it
over there and started running with it down the slant.  Pop! goes the clutch
but, no, it'll never start when the engine is this hot.  I have to push the
pedal slowly to the floor and crank it over, just like the owner's manual
indicates.  Pushed it back up the grade and tried again.  This will never
work...

Wait, I need to jump the wire from the key to the battery pole, not just the
2 big starter bolts.  Tried again, jumping those, it cranks over!  But it
won't start without getting some gas.  Just then, a guy pulls in, dumping
radiator fluid out of his truck.  He starts furiously ripping parts off his
engine, first the belts, then the alternator, then the overflow hose from
the radiator, then he pauses to look around.  I go over and ask him for
help.  "I no speak English."  I explain to him anyway that I just need him
to press on the pedal while I jump it - the car will start.  He agrees but I
did not explain it correctly, he just starts pumping the pedal, instantly
flooding the engine with fuel.  I'm sitting under the hot engine, arcing the
wires, smelling gas as he continues to pump the pedal and I can't help
thinking "This is it, a fuel line going to be leaking, the Squareback and I
are going down in a ball of flame."  Needless to say, it wouldn't start.

Ok, time to get serious, why isn't my bypass relay working?  Did it stop
working because of the heat?  That's the problem it solves!  Luckily I wired
it to the original wiring so it can be easily bypassed.  A move of a wire
later, I am returned to the factory configuration.    Will it work in the
factory setup?  Is the car still too hot?  Please, please work.  My AAA free
towing expired when I moved to Arizona and the renewal is sitting on my desk
at home.

Yes!  It cranks over and starts!  It's quite weak, I probably ran down the
battery a bit.  I let it idle for a spell to let the engine return to normal
running, clear all that gas out.

Finally made it to the Battery place.  It's after 7pm now so, of course,
they are closed.  Forget this, I'm going home, I give up.  Hey, there's a
freeway on/off-ramp right here!  I curse Yahoo! under my breath.

Got back on the 60, heading for home.  Oh, the 101 highway comes way over
here?  Cool, that goes right to my house!  It'll be a nice leisurely drive
to Northeast Phoenix.  Wrong...

A few miles down the 101, the highway ends, turns out they are still
building it!  I get off, notice there is a street that runs parallel along
the under-construction freeway.  Sounds good, I head up the street.
Naturally, it turns out to be under construction, narrowing to a 2-lane road
quickly.  I wind and weave along the road until I am in the extreme
Northeast of Phoenix, then head West along another 2-lane road, my 6-volt
lights barely illuminating the dark, uneven pavement.  The 12-volt
nightmares of large trucks come and go from behind me as I travel Westward
at 45 mph.  The street widens at every main street in order to make a
right-hand turn lane and several people decide this is their chance to pass
me on the right.  Of course, they wait until the last second, cutting me off
in most cases.  Guess the Squareback is not fast enough for them.  At least
I'm riding in style...

This the 2nd time I've traveled to Mesa, Arizona, my Squareback has broken
down both times.  I've decided the town is cursed.  :)

Good times,
Everett Barnes             The Volkswagen Type II and III Experience
ebus@ebus.simplenet.com       http://ebus.simplenet.com/Volkswagen



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