a little VW funny

["Boyd Drew" <Boyd_Drew@notes.teradyne.com>]

WARNING  WARNING  WARNING

This email contains sexist remarks that do not necessarily represent the views
of VW enthusiasts or the mailing list on which this appears.
We all know that there are women on this list as well, so for those of you of
the female persuasion please think of men instead of women and you'll find this
equally funny.


That being said::

Reasons why Volkswagens are better than women:

Volkswagens only need their fluids changed every 3,000 miles.
Volkswagens' curves never sag.
Volkswagens last longer.
Volkswagens don't get pregnant.
You can drive a Volkswagen any time of the month.
Volkswagens don't have parents.
Volkswagens don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Volkswagen with your friends.
If your Volkswagen makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new  belt for your Volkswagen when the  old one is really
 worn.
If your Volkswagen smokes, you can do something about it.
Volkswagens don't care about how many other Volkswagens you have driven.
Volkswagens don't care about how many other Volkswagens you have.
Volkswagens don't mind if you look at other Volkswagens, or if you buy
Volkswagen magazines.
New Volkswagens must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,  you
don't get them.
If your Volkswagen goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Volkswagen is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Volkswagen is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Volkswagen is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct
it.
You can have a black Volkswagen and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Volkswagen.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register   your
Volkswagen.
If you say bad things to your Volkswagens, you don't have to apologize before
you can ride it again.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Volkswagen after you dump it.
Volkswagens always feel like going for a ride.
Your Volkswagen never wants a night out alone with the other Volkswagens.
Volkswagens don't care if you are late.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Volkswagen.
If your Volkswagen doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Volkswagen you don't know very well.