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[Fwd: Fw: lizjones2@juno.com (Elizabeth A. Jones): Another forwarded note from Liz -luvrtwins@juno.com (Christa Jamison): Feel free to change the State names]

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> From: Lee Evans <desperado7@juno.com>
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> Subject: lizjones2@juno.com (Elizabeth A. Jones): Another forwarded note
from Liz -luvrtwins@juno.com (Christa Jamison): Feel free to change the
State names
> Date: Monday, March 02, 1998 2:53 AM
> 
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> From: lizjones2@juno.com (Elizabeth A. Jones)
> To: desperado7@juno.com
> Subject: Another forwarded note from Liz -luvrtwins@juno.com (Christa
> Jamison): Feel free to change the State names
> Date: Sat, 21 Feb 1998 23:32:54 -0800
> Message-ID: <19980221.233716.11878.5.lizjones2@juno.com>
> 
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> From: luvrtwins@juno.com (Christa Jamison)
> To: dburgess@slb.com, rrnclark@juno.com,
> luvaloha@juno.com,jcd3638@toast.net,abjjj@sprintmail.com,
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Herznhis@aol.com,hmhobson@juno.com,bjahnke@gorilla.net,Jamison.Matt@pope.af.
mil,lizjones2@juno.com,adpilot@juno.com,ddhamkid@juno.com,cathy@christianaid
.org,bowhntr3@aol.com,bowhntr3@juno.com,momtime@juno.com,gkolmstd@northnet.o
rg,iluvthechiefs@juno.com,LCSharpe@aol.com,Tertullian@aol.com,tobi.stricklan
d@hoisington.com,bfranklin@yeshome.com,lisa@afamich.com,
> angelVII@aol.com
> Subject: Feel free to change the State names
> Date: Thu, 19 Feb 1998 08:18:49 -0500
> Message-ID: <19980219.082729.3502.4.luvRtwins@juno.com>
> 
> >Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
> >The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
> 
> >What do a Divorce in Alabama and a Tornado in Kansas have in common?
> >        Somebody's fixin' to lose them a house trailer.
> 
> >Why do folks from Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or
> >more?
> >        17 and under not admitted.
> 
> >What do you get when you have 32 Alabamians in the same room?
> >        A full set of teeth.
> 
> >Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?
> >        Everyone has the same DNA.
> 
> >Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
> >       Almost took out the whole trailer park.
> 
> >A new law was recently passed in Alabama:  when a couple gets a 
> divorce,
> >they're still brother and sister.
> 
> >Two Alabamians are walking down different ends of a street toward each
> >other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy
> >Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"  "Jus' some chickens."  "If I guess how 
> many
> >there are, can I have one?"  "I'll give you both of them."
> >"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
> >
> >The Alabamian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat
> >of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?"  she asked. "No," he 
> replied.
> >A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back 
> seat?"
> >"No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."
> >
> 
> JUST GOT THIS AND THREW IT IN AS AN ADDED BONUS
> (THANKS HEATHER)
> 
> Heartprints
> ***********
> 
> Whatever our hands, our fingers touch,we leave our fingerprints;
> On walls and furniture,on doorknobs, dishes, & books;
> There is no escape.
> As we touch things,we leave our identity,proof of our passing through.
> Oh God, wherever I go today,help me leave prints from my heart;
> Heartprints of compassion,of kindness, love & compassion;
> Heartprints to show I understand,and those of genuine concern.
> May my heart touch a lonely stranger,or a runaway daughter.
> A heartprint for an anxious mother, perhaps an aged & troubled widow.
> Lord, send me out today,to leave my heartprints;
> And if someone should say to me:
> "I felt your touch,"
> may that person sense YOUR LOVE,touching their soul through me. 
> 
> God bless with wisdom, peace, & love
> 
> 
> 
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