Male or female?

[John Clift <jclift@deans.umd.edu>]

Hmmm, 
that's a good one. I dunno. When I bought 'Wonkers' (my Fastback) I drove 
it over to my sisters house to show it off. She thought it was pretty 
groovy but said, "I dunno Johnny, you'd have to be wonkers to drive a car 
like that." She started calling it that and so did I and so did all my 
college friends. That started ten years ago and to this day when we all 
go out somewhere, they say, " so you want me to drive, or should we take 
Wonkers?"
Still I don't know if that makes it male or femme.
In the words of my ex-girlfriend, "John next time you tell one of those 
stories, here's an idea...have a point!"
John 71 Fastback