joke

[Jason Renville <Jason_Renville@ccm.al.intel.com>]

>New Frontiers in Ecumenics:
>
>> A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. 
>> Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of
>> the clerics is hurt.  After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi 
>> sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest.  I'm
>> a rabbi. Just look at our cars.  There's nothing left, but we are 
>> unhurt.  This must be a sign from God.  God must have meant
>> that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace 
>> the rest of our days."   The priest replies, "I agree with you 
>> completely.  This must be a sign from God."
>>
>> The rabbi continues, "And look at this.  Here's another miracle.
 My
>> car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine
>> didn't break.  Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate 
>> our good fortune."   Then he hands the bottle to the priest.
>>
>> The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back 
to
>> the rabbi.  The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap 
on,
>> and hands it back to the priest.  The priest asks, "Aren't you 
having
>> any?"
>>
>> The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police." 
>>
>>