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Fw: Funny story






>Too good not to share...
>
>>  The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
>>  
>>  A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in
>>  the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the
>> motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man,
>> still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door
>> and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.
>>  
>>  The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her
>>  husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying
>>  next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone
>>  and summoned an ambulance.
>>  
>>  Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the
>>  several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics
>>  to her husband.
>>  
>>  After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the
>>  hospital, the wife up righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.
>> Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers
>> towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.
>>  
>>  The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come
>> home. After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the
>>  damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the
>>  bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing
>> the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while
>>  still seated.
>>  
>>  The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
>>  husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband
>> laying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was
>> suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin.
>> The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.
>>  
>>  The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the
>>  street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began
>>  carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to
>>  the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the
>>  wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the
>> paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher
>> and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining steps and broke
>> his ankle.
>> 
>> 
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