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>New Frontiers in Ecumenics: > >> A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. >> Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of >> the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi >> sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm >> a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are >> unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant >> that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace >> the rest of our days." The priest replies, "I agree with you >> completely. This must be a sign from God." >> >> The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My >> car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine >> didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate >> our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest. >> >> The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to >> the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, >> and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't you having >> any?" >> >> The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police." >> >>